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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 31 May 2012 07:35:46 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Ask My Kids!</title><link>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/</link><description>The Official Ask My Kids! feed. Feel free to ask your own question at: http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me</description><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 15:18:42 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright>All rights reversed.</copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><itunes:author>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ask them anything (appropriate)...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>In our podcast, we ask three of my four kids various questions, including user-submissions, that they likely won't know the answers to. The results are usually pretty funny, sometimes hilarious, and regularly cute as hell.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>kids,questions,funny,entertainment,ask</itunes:keywords><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</itunes:name><itunes:email>CtrlxAltxDestroy@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/storage/ask-my-kids/iTunes.jpg"/><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><item><title>Ask My Kids! #009</title><category>Ask My Kids!</category><category>Belle</category><category>Science</category><dc:creator>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 15:01:36 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/ask-my-kids-009.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">111253:9288835:10466153</guid><description><![CDATA[In the ninth episode of "Ask My Kids", <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/AdrianeB">Adriane</a>, our very close family friend asks Belle (age 12)...<br><br>

<b>"What Does DNA Stand For?"</b><br><br>

Feel free to submit your own question here:<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/you-ask-my-kids">You Ask My Kids!</a><br><br>

<span style="font-size: 80%;">We'll be in NYC for the next five days, so there won't be any new updates for the next week or so...</span><br><br>

Ask My Kids! is now a video podcast available free on iTunes!<br>
You can subscribe from <a target="_blank" href=http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ask-my-kids/id418663210">this link</a>.<br><br>

<b>Episdode #009:<br>
Posed to Belle:<br>
"What Does DNA Stand For?"</b><br><br>

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19883822?portrait=0&amp;color=c2c0c0" width="480" height="360" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19883822">Ask My Kids! #009</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ctrlaltdestroy">Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>]]></description><enclosure url="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/storage/ask-my-kids/Ask.My.Kids.009.mp4" type="audio/mp4a"/><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/rss-comments-entry-10466153.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ask My Kids! #008</title><category>Ask My Kids!</category><category>Music</category><category>Phoebe</category><category>Pop-Culture</category><dc:creator>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 18:51:15 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/ask-my-kids-008.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">111253:9288835:10450445</guid><description><![CDATA[In the eighth episode of "Ask My Kids", <a target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/ogunther">Otto</a>, a long-time friend from the super way-back asks Phoebe (age six)...<br><br>

<b>"What is a 'boombox'?"</b><br><br>

As always, feel free to submit your own question here:<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/you-ask-my-kids">You Ask My Kids!</a><br><br>

Ask My Kids! is now a video podcast available free on iTunes!<br>
You can subscribe from <a target="_blank" href=http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ask-my-kids/id418663210">this link</a>.<br><br>

<b>Episdode #008:<br>
Posed to Phoebe:<br>
"What is a 'boombox'?"</b><br><br>

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19643230?portrait=0&amp;color=c2c0c0" width="480" height="360" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19643230">Ask My Kids! #008</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ctrlaltdestroy">Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>]]></description><enclosure url="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/storage/ask-my-kids/Ask.My.Kids.008.mp4" type="audio/mp4a"/><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/rss-comments-entry-10450445.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ask My Kids! #007</title><category>Ask My Kids!</category><category>Fairytales</category><category>Phoebe</category><dc:creator>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 22:12:12 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/ask-my-kids-007.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">111253:9288835:10435601</guid><description><![CDATA[In the seventh episode of "Ask My Kids", our very close family friend <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/elxcel">ElXcel</a> asks Phoebe (age six)......<br><br>

"Where Do Unicorns Come From?"

As always, feel free to submit your own question here:<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/you-ask-my-kids">You Ask My Kids!</a><br><br>

<b>Episdode #007:<br>
Posed to Phoebe:<br>
"Where Do Unicorns Come From?"</b><br><br>

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19781961?portrait=0&amp;color=c2c0c0" width="480" height="360" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19781961">Ask My Kids! #007</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ctrlaltdestroy">Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>]]></description><enclosure url="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/storage/ask-my-kids/Ask.My.Kids.007.mp4" type="audio/mp4a"/><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/rss-comments-entry-10435601.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ask My Kids! #006</title><category>Ask My Kids!</category><category>Charlie</category><category>Music</category><dc:creator>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 06:02:23 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/ask-my-kids-006.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">111253:9288835:10380490</guid><description><![CDATA[In the sixth episode of "Ask My Kids", our good friend <a target="-blank" href="http://xamoht.squarespace.com/">Xamo</a> has this to say about our little rocker, Charlie...<br><br>

"Charlie has the best stories. What does she think of the song "Charlie" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers?"

As always, feel free to submit your own question here:<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/you-ask-my-kids">You Ask My Kids!</a><br><br>

<b>Episdode #006:<br>
Posed to Charlie:<br>
"What do you think of the song "Charlie" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers"?</b><br><br>

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19632196?portrait=0&amp;color=c2c0c0" width="480" height="360" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19632196">Ask My Kids! #006</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ctrlaltdestroy">Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>]]></description><enclosure url="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/storage/ask-my-kids/Ask.My.Kids.006.mp4" type="audio/mp4a"/><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/rss-comments-entry-10380490.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ask My Kids! #005</title><category>Ask My Kids!</category><category>Health</category><category>Phoebe</category><dc:creator>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:45:50 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/ask-my-kids-005.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">111253:9288835:10380420</guid><description><![CDATA[In the fifth episode of Ask My Kids!, Phoebe rocks your diet with a user-submitted question.  This submission comes from my <a target="_blank" href="http://jenniferpaulette.blogspot.com/">Jennifer</a>, a long-time friend of our family.<br>

As always, feel free to submit your own question here:<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/you-ask-my-kids">You Ask My Kids!</a><br><br>

<b>Episdode #005:<br>
Posed to Phoebe:<br>
"Why is it Bad for You to Eat Too Much Salt?"</b><br><br>

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19617884?portrait=0&amp;color=c2c0c0" width="480" height="360" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19617884">Ask My Kids! #005</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ctrlaltdestroy">Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>]]></description><enclosure url="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/storage/ask-my-kids/Ask.My.Kids.005.mp4" type="audio/mp4a"/><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/rss-comments-entry-10380420.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ask My Kids! #004</title><category>Ask My Kids!</category><category>Nature</category><category>Phoebe</category><dc:creator>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 18:13:24 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/ask-my-kids-004.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">111253:9288835:10355203</guid><description><![CDATA[In the fourth episode of Ask My Kids!, we're introduced to yet another new kid, Phoebe, our six year-old who brought home a literally perfect report card.  This submission comes from my wife, <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/Daphne">@daphne</a>, who is brilliant and funny.<br>

As always, feel free to submit your own question here:<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/you-ask-my-kids">You Ask My Kids!</a><br><br>

<b>Episdode #004:<br>
Posed to Phoebe:<br>
"Why Do Dogs Have Whiskers?"</b><br><br>

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19562450?portrait=0&amp;color=c2c0c0" width="480" height="360" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19562450">Ask My Kids! #004</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ctrlaltdestroy">Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>]]></description><enclosure url="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/storage/ask-my-kids/Ask.My.Kids.004.mp4" type="audio/mp4a"/><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/rss-comments-entry-10355203.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ask My Kids #003</title><category>Ask My Kids!</category><category>Belle</category><category>Technical</category><dc:creator>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 23:23:15 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/ask-my-kids-003.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">111253:9288835:10323750</guid><description><![CDATA[Here we find the third episode of Ask My Kids!, and are introduced to a new kid, Belle, our 12 year-old.  Without any new form submissions, I posed this question myself, as I will continue to do when there are no new submissions.<br>

As always, feel free to submit your own question here:<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/you-ask-my-kids">You Ask My Kids!</a><br><br>

<b>Episdode #003:<br>
Posed to Belle:<br>
"What Is A Carburetor?"</b><br><br>

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19424144?portrait=0&amp;color=c2c0c0" width="480" height="360" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19424144">Ask My Kids! #003</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ctrlaltdestroy">Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>]]></description><enclosure url="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/storage/ask-my-kids/Ask.My.Kids.003.mp4" type="audio/mp4a"/><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/rss-comments-entry-10323750.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ask My Kids #002</title><category>Ask My Kids!</category><category>Charlie</category><category>Nature</category><dc:creator>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 04:56:36 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/ask-my-kids-002.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">111253:9288835:10291393</guid><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the second installment of Ask My Kids!  We pose questions to three of my four children, that they shouldn't possibly know the answers to.  Hilarity ensues, then repeat. Today's question was posed by Jeremy Blanchard.  Thanks Jeremy!<br>
As always, feel free to submit your own question here:<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/you-ask-my-kids">You Ask My Kids!</a><br><br>

<b>Episdode #002:<br>
Posed to Charlie:<br>
"How Many Stars Are in the Sky?"</b><br><br>

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19343354?portrait=0&amp;color=c2c0c0" width="480" height="360" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19343354">Ask My Kids! #002</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ctrlaltdestroy">Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>]]></description><enclosure url="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/storage/ask-my-kids/Ask.My.Kids.002.mp4" type="audio/mp4a"/><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/rss-comments-entry-10291393.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Ask My Kids #001</title><category>Ask My Kids!</category><category>Charlie</category><category>Nature</category><dc:creator>Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 21:33:27 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/ask-my-kids-001.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">111253:9288835:10274193</guid><description><![CDATA[null<div class="quick-post-video"></div><div class="quick-post-video-title">Ask My Kids #001</div><div class="quick-post-video-description">Welcome to this, the first installment of Ask My Kids!  Here, we'll pose questions to three of my four children, that they shouldn't possibly know the answers to.  Hilarity ensues, then repeat. As always, feel free to submit your own question here:<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/you-ask-my-kids">You Ask My Kids!</a><br><br>

<b>Episdode #001:<br>
Posed to Charlie:<br>
"How Hot is the Sun?"</b><br><br>

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/19307581?portrait=0&amp;color=c2c0c0" width="480" height="360" frameborder="0"></iframe><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/19307581">Ask My Kids! #001</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ctrlaltdestroy">Ctrl+Alt+Destroy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p></div>]]></description><enclosure url="http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/storage/ask-my-kids/Ask.My.Kids.001.mp4" type="audio/mp4a"/><wfw:commentRss>http://www.ctrlaltdestroy.me/ask-my-kids/rss-comments-entry-10274193.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>
